“Of course.” Castro replies, “Go right ahead.”
“Well first, do you smoke?”
“You know I do! I
love my Havanas!”
“That’s great because on Mondays around here all we do is smoke.
Cigars, pipes, cigarettes, only the finest of tobaccos. We smoke until we are sick and then we smoke
some more. What’s it gonna do kill you? You’re already dead!”
“Ok I guess that make sense.” Castro replies with a pleased
look on his face.
“Next then, do you drink?”
“Of course I do.
Good Cuban beer. And I have to confess, I like good American Bourbon, I never
cared for that Russian Vodka.” Castro
was clearly getting excited; this place was beginning to sound like party
central.
“Wonderful my friend because on Tuesdays all we do is drink,
beer, bourbon, whatever you want! We
drink until we puke and then we drink some more! What’s it gonna do, kill you?
You’re already dead!”
Castro’s grin widened, “I got to tell you I’m sure begining to like
the sound of this place!”
“Perfect then. Next
question, do you take drugs?”
“Well Che and I did smoke some weed while we were hiding in
the mountains from Batista and his troops.
And then when we helped the Columbians ship all that cocaine to those
decadent Americans we always took a few samples! Castro said now openly
laughing with his new friend.
“Ok then because on Wednesdays we do drugs, lots of drugs,
we have unlimited supplies! Weed, cocaine, heroin, what ever we want. We smoke
it, snort it inject it. What’s it gonna
do kill you? You’re already dead!”
Fidel was now ecstatic at the thought. Hell truly was going to be the just reward
for the righteous socialist. All the
murders, all his hard work and four hour long speeches were going to find their
reward!
Mephistopheles smiled a wide grin and said “Ok one more
question, are you gay?”
“No!” Castro sharply replied. “That is nothing more than
capitalist decadence! I will have no part of it!”
Mephistopheles’s smile was gone, replaced with a serious
frown. “Well that then is just to bad, because it looks like every day is going to be Thursday for you!”
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